Comments on: Video: Discussing Lawrence Frank’s challenges as new Pistons coach for ESPN

By: Patrick Hayes

Patrick Hayes — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 20:49:42 +0000

Have your fun now folks. Just know that at some point, I will show up wearing a turtleneck and roast you all Michael Scott style.

By: Will

Will — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:09:16 +0000

Yeah no disrespect but yeah you have to have more personality when you do a piece like this. ESPECIALLY FOR ESPN! You probably should have taken some time to memorize this and then recite it comfortably that way. Every thing about this says that you typed it out on MS Word and read it off the computer screen unless you are able to afford your own teleprompter and do it Obama style. lol From the monotone voice to the eyeballs scrolling from left to right and then moving back to the camera like you’re looking at us it was totally obvious. Nice analysis though!

By: Patrick Hayes

Patrick Hayes — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:58:21 +0000

I like that idea. I’ll do that next time and then just awkwardly sit on camera in silence.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:06:31 +0000

LOL! and I don’t use LOL’s flippantly. Wow Patrick might as well have typed that paragraph he was clearly reading into a pronunciation generator and let it do the work. Maybe he’s working on his Tiger Woods impression.

By: Wall-E

Wall-E — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 14:05:38 +0000

I LIKE YOUR VOICE, PATRICK. DON”T WORRY, SOON HUMANITY WILL BE DESTROYED AND WE WILL BE THE ONLY ONES LEFT.

By: Patrick Hayes

Patrick Hayes — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:24:27 +0000

Hahaha. I don’t know … my wife seems pretty unhappy with her model when it comes to chore-doing.

By: RyanK

RyanK — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:18:32 +0000

Wow, can I get a pet robot like that? I bet you can program that thing to do chores like walk the dog, do the laundry, and maybe even answer the phone.

By: jello

jello — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:00:34 +0000

That was some monotone awesomeness. Cellar stuff!